From the Constitution Libertarian desk of
Krystal A. Kelly

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Things I Learned Today

* When we're both standing up straight, my eldest baby can kiss my nose without lifting his head. I can kiss his chin.

* Bumble bees will fly up loose fitting shorts when you're driving.

* If you jump out of the car because a bumble bee has flown up your pants, the car will continue to move on it's own if you don't take it out of gear.

* You have to run to catch a car moving on "impulse power."

* Children think this is funny.


Peace Out,

~*~*~Krystal~*~*~

5 comments:

Brooke said...

Goodness! To think that your, and my, oldest is that big already.

I ought to go cry.

Good lesson on the bee...

Jeffrey L Watts said...

Kids love it when their parents look like a 3 Stooges episode ;)

Krystal said...

Brooke, how old is your eldest?

Batman, I don't care WHO I looked like. I wasn't getting a bee sting...THERE...OUCH!!!

Brooke said...

She's eight, so I don't think she's quite as big as yours, but I can kiss her forehead without picking her up or bending over.

Yikes!

Mrs4444 said...

Sorry, but I think it's funny, too! :)

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