From the Constitution Libertarian desk of
Krystal A. Kelly

Monday, June 29, 2009

Farewell, Billy M*ys!

I went jogging today. I did 2 1/4 miles. I didn't puke.

We're really upset about Billy M*ys around here. I'm serious. My kids just LOVED him and were members of the I Love Billy M*ys page on Facebook. They wanted to meet him.

From all I've read, Billy was an average Joe kind of guy who made it hocking items in infomercials. He didn't have major recording deals, but then again, he didn't have a pa nosh for young boys either. He was who he was and died, most likely, of heart disease.


They say he was a fun guy to hang with. They say he was down to Earth. I hope you enjoy the video. It made me laugh.



I truly hope he rests in peace.
Peace Out,

~*~*~Krystal~*~*~

8 comments:

Jeffrey L Watts said...

I hate that he died...but we enjoy the ShamWow Guy's commercials :)

Krystal said...

The Sham Wow guy is okay. It's those STUPID and OBNOXIOUS women at the end where one says, "All I can say is..." and then other one joins in and together they say, "...Sham WOW!" Every time I hear them I just wanna pop a cap in both of them.

Brooke said...

The Shamwow guy is a dirtbag... Busted with a prostitute while they were beating up on each other in a hotel room...

I do feel badly that Mays checked out before his time.

Barney said...

So many deaths lately...

I loved watching his new reality serious..

RIP

Krystal said...

The Sham Wow guy sees prostitutes... Well at least he isn't in bed with little boys...

Jeffrey L Watts said...

Come on Brooke, beating hoes does not make one a dirtbag ;)

Jeffrey L Watts said...

Oh yeah, and all I can say is...ShamWOW!

Krystal said...

Batman, beating hoes makes one desperate.

And you need to be smacked! I'd pop a cap in ya but you're armed...

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