From the Constitution Libertarian desk of
Krystal A. Kelly

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Burglary Attmept

The children and I came home from church this afternoon with visitors in our house. First thing we noticed was that the TV was on REALLY loud to a channel we never watch (game show channel). White Boy and I just kind of looked at each other and said that was strange. Now Happy had to elaborate about how loud it was and wonder why ANYone would watch game show repeats.

So I was texting a friend when I noticed the dishes in the sink. Two bowls. Hmmmmm... I KNOW they weren't there this morning. So someone was in the house eating cereal and watching TV. This was funny to me.

That was about the time Happy Gilmore comes running down the stairs with his knife in hand yelling that there were two men on the side of our house (like on the freaking driveway).

Funny time over now.

I grabbed my gun and called the police. Turns out the basement door was open, the lights were on (I turned them off last night), and the duck water was knocked over (meaning they'd been checking out our basement.

So the cops searched the woods for two men, one black guy with a shaved head and a white guy with shoulder length dark hair, moustache, and gote. Of course they couldn't find them. I mean, no one could. I live on acreage next to a wild life refuge.

So, White Boy and I will both be checking ALL the doors and windows before bed even if we saw the other person do it. And I'm sleeping with a loaded gun.

I'll be having an alarm system installed this week too.


Peace Out,

~*~*~Krystal~*~*~

3 comments:

Jeffrey L Watts said...

1)Glad all of you are alright.

2)I thought you slept with loaded gun already.

3)Sure this wasn't a side effect from "It Was Only One Glass " ;)

Krystal said...

Batman,

1) Thank you.

2) I did for a while.

3) That was FRIDAY, smart ass. ***kisses***

Anonymous said...

Oh Krystal.
Damn. This sucks.

I'm praying for y'all.

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