So I was texting a friend when I noticed the dishes in the sink. Two bowls. Hmmmmm... I KNOW they weren't there this morning. So someone was in the house eating cereal and watching TV. This was funny to me.
That was about the time Happy Gilmore comes running down the stairs with his knife in hand yelling that there were two men on the side of our house (like on the freaking driveway).
Funny time over now.
I grabbed my gun and called the police. Turns out the basement door was open, the lights were on (I turned them off last night), and the duck water was knocked over (meaning they'd been checking out our basement.
So the cops searched the woods for two men, one black guy with a shaved head and a white guy with shoulder length dark hair, moustache, and gote. Of course they couldn't find them. I mean, no one could. I live on acreage next to a wild life refuge.
So, White Boy and I will both be checking ALL the doors and windows before bed even if we saw the other person do it. And I'm sleeping with a loaded gun.
I'll be having an alarm system installed this week too.
~*~*~Krystal~*~*~

3 comments:
1)Glad all of you are alright.
2)I thought you slept with loaded gun already.
3)Sure this wasn't a side effect from "It Was Only One Glass " ;)
Batman,
1) Thank you.
2) I did for a while.
3) That was FRIDAY, smart ass. ***kisses***
Oh Krystal.
Damn. This sucks.
I'm praying for y'all.
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