Shoes

Here are pictures of my shoes. I've posted them for The Kept Woman because it was much more fun than the bitching in my previous post.

Plus I have insomnia thanks to the stupid dog that woke me up at 2:00 this morning with her barks of alarm which forced me to dress and head out into the night with my gun.

So anyway, here they...

You'll notice the missing flip flop in this one. It's been missing for a week. No matter, I stole them from a friend after she complained they gave her blisters. I took them right in front of her, so I guess it wasn't REALLY stealing...I just didn't ask. She's the same one who gave me the Green Bay Packer slippers...WHICH I LOVE and put on this morning to head out and shoot something. Back to the missing flip flop... See the brown ones next to the lonely flip flop? Those are my son's. I included them in the picture because I stole those from him when my pair became a useless half-pair. I'm holding out hope the other one will magically appear.

Here are some more shoes. See the colors? The pictures truly do not do justice to the "Do Me" pumps in both pictures. HEY! Those ugly brown thumper things next to the black hiking boots are pretty damned ugly. I may have to pitch them. I never liked them anyway. Got 'em on sale. Like the THREE pairs of jogging shoes? Now, if I could just put them to better use than posing for pictures...

My boots. The Justins on the right need re-soling. I'd love a pair of red cowgirl boots...and a hat to match. I have a hat to match the brown ones. I practically LIVED in my Justins until I wore holes in the bottom of both. Now I only wear them when I need an attitude.

There you have it. All 27 1/2 pairs of shoes. I didn't realize I had so many.