From the Constitution Libertarian desk of
Krystal A. Kelly

Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Fragments

At his Christian school Wednesday, my autistic 14-year-old asked his teacher the following question during class, "What is douche?"

Needless to say, all the other students laughed. When I told him in the car what it was, he was completely grossed out and agreed to ask ME questions instead of his teachers. BTW, he heard the term "douche" on Family Guy.

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This morning in the car ...

Eldest Son: God didn't answer my prayer. Wait, He DID answer my prayer, but not the way I wanted Him to.

Me: What was your prayer?

Eldest Son: That it would snow so I wouldn't have school.

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At the request of a few friends, my daughter and I went to Wal Mart today to complete a baby shower registry. She really enjoyed being in charge of the scanner. I bet all of the laundry detergent I registered for makes a few people laugh.

I use cloth diapers.

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I don't have much else to say. I'm going to bed.



Peace Out,

~*~*~Krystal~*~*~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you all set up in the cloth diaper dept?

Krystal said...

Not quite yet. I got rid of most of mine. My girlfriend has some she's bringing me. I've purchased a few covers, but I still need to order some newborn and infant prefolds and a few more covers. The things they try to pass off as cloth diapers at Wal-Mart and Target are worthless.

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