From the Constitution Libertarian desk of
Krystal A. Kelly

Friday, March 6, 2009

Friday Fragments

I bought a two pack of ibuprofen a few days ago. Each of the bottles were only half-full. I was able to condense the two bottles into one. What I don't understand is why there were two bottles to begin with? Why not just put all 200 pills in one bottle to begin with? This bothers me.

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Green sticky hands stick really well to vaulted ceilings. Don't ask.

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If a dog farts, and no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

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Some days I could really use a double dose of sublingual B-12 and a triple caffeinated cherry soda. Friday was one of those days.


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18 Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies contains 687 calories and 31.5 grams of fat.



Peace Out,

~*~*~Krystal~*~*~
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Okay, we're connected, sista.

I had a blue sticky hand stuck to my vaulted ceiling, and it took FOREVER to get it down.

And....I recently at the whole friggin' box of thin mints. Damn those girl scouts..just kiddin'. Big Sis is a scout. I love 'em!!

Hey, where do you get your sublingual B12?

March 8, 2009 at 12:41 AM

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