Today's Voting Field Trip

So I go vote today. There's no one outside. I mean, really, what did you expect? I live in Po-Dunk. I go in and there are more poll workers than people there to vote. I show them my ID (I live in Po-Dunk, but at least they have the good common sense to realize that verifying someone's residency and right to vote in that location in that state is a good idea) and they start looking me up in the voting roster. I say non-chalantly with a dry look on my face, "Hey, I guess that since I live in Po-Dunk and not Ohio I only get to vote once." There were giggles. The lady grins and tells me that the rolls stay pretty clean, but there were still some dead people on there that hadn't been removed yet because their deaths were still recent.

I volunteered to vote for them.

They didn't let me.

So I replied, "That's right, they only let dead people vote in Chicago." More giggles.

The lady that was voting in the booth behind the table comes out and says, "Krystal, I KNEW it had to be you." I guess I have a reputation in this little Po-Dunk town of mine. I think I'll keep it.

OH! And then we had a discussion about the nice high-quality BOOTS I was wearing and how they'll last me a good long time if'n I take propper care of them. I do take propper care of them. They'll last me a decade or more. Then we discussed cows, goats, chickens, ducks, rabbits, turkey, catfish and frogs.

All of these are edible.

I love Po-Dunk.

~*~*~Krystal Out~*~*~