Explain to Me the Difference

I'm really wondering here. Hoping someone can explain to me...

...the difference between a man buying a woman a $25 worth of drinks at a bar for an hour of sex and a man just handing a woman $25 for an hour of sex? If they're both consenting adults WHO FREAKING CARES?! Isn't it more important to catch rapists and child molesters and locking THEM up behind bars?

I'm not promoting prostitution. I'm just saying that there is "X" amount of money available to enforce the laws. I just think we should be a bit more concerned about crimes where there are actual VICTIMS.

...why Prozac and other HIGHLY ADDICTIVE feel good drugs and pain-killers are okay to be on and use, but pot is evil. I know more women who take Prozac or something similar EVERY SINGLE DAY than I know women who don't. Most of them go to church. And since it's a prescription, it's okay. But don't DARE even THINK about having A toke once or twice a week. You'll be skewered.

Pot is so much better for you. For starters, there are NO WITHDRAWAL symptoms from pot. Know why? It's NOT physically addictive, despite the LIES LIES LIES the government tells. Pot is great for stress, migraines, stress, sprains, stress, pulled muscle, stress, glaucoma, stress, AND it's PROVEN to help remove the plaque from the brain which is a cause of Alzheimer's and dementia.

Did I mention it's good for stress?

Plus, you can grow it in your own backyard. So no more $300 a month pill bills. Not to mention the cost of doctor visits, where your drug dealer, I mean doctor, writes a new script every 3 months.

...why drinking alcohol, which increases anger and violence, is legal, while pot, which makes you mellow and feel the love, is illegal. Seriously. When was the last time you heard of a bong fight getting out of control?! ~N~E~V~E~R~ See, people drink, they see someone they may not even know. That person looks at them "funny" and bar stools go flying. If said drunk person gets out of the bar without getting in a fight, he gets behind the wheel of a car and does 80 mph in a 35 mph and kills himself, someone else, lands in a ditch, knocks down a tree, etc.

When people get stoned, they see their arch nemesis, share a hit or two, share a box of Twinkies, and then decide they really love each other. If they get behind the wheel of a car (for more Twinkies), they go 10 mph in a 35 mph because they THINK they're going a lot faster than they really are.

Now I'm not promoting drinking and driving or toking and driving. I know someone who was killed by a drunk driver so I'm not making light of it. I'm just saying, isn't it more likely to survive an accident where someone was going TEN than it is where someone is going EIGHTY?! Isn't better to share a joint and some Twinkies with someone you hated when you were straight, than it is to smash some stranger in the head with a bar stool? Just observations. That's all.

...why stop prison inmates in maximum security prisons from killing each other? These people are the WORST of the WORST society has to offer. I figure a few funerals after two weeks of free for all rioting would cost less than keeping these people alive and in prison for the rest of their lives. Couldn't we do something better with that money? Like feed some homeless people or something?

...and why try to make gangs get along? They WANT to kill each other. I say we let them do it, but do it safely. We take them all out to an island surrounded by sharks, give them each an automatic weapon, put them on different parts of the beach, and LET THEM GO! The last one standing can be declared "King of the Island". Think of all the innocent victims of drive-by's we could save. They're all gonna wind up dead before the age of 30 anyway. I know it may sound cold, but jeez! Everyone says they want them off the streets, but the gun shooting gansta lifestyle is the kind they WANT to lead. It has NOTHING to do with poverty or income. Don't believe me? Take a good look at Gansta Rap "stars" or some football or basketball stars.

...why saying "sh*t" when you're angry is worse than saying "crap" or saying "d*mn" when you're angry is worse than saying "darn". Isn't it the temper that's the issue and not so much the word that you use that matters?

And yet, my children are allowed to say crap, but not "sh*t". And I used the "*" to replace the vowels in "sh*t" and "d*mn" but had no problems with "crap" and "darn".

...how people in Hollywood like to make fun of us "simple folk" who live in rural communities and states, but THEY'RE the ones that don't know that
BULLS.
DON'T.
HAVE.
UDDERS!

It was nearly impossible for me to watch Barnyard with Ben the Bulls UDDERS swinging from side to side as he walked, ran, danced, etc.

Of course, I MAY have figured out the answer to that one on my own some time back while I was watching the television cartoon. I think he's an hermaphrodite. Typical Hollywood.

~*~*~Krystal Out~*~*~