Wake-Up Smell

I wake up this morning to this HIDEOUS smell. My daughter hadn't been able to go BM for a couple days and I thought that MAN she'd finally gone and she backed up the septic tank!

I get out of bed and I check my bathroom, but it's empty and not smelly. So I go check the other bathroom, same thing. My daughter is sitting on the sofa watching TV. So I go back into my room and the smell had subsided some but it was still pretty dang rancid. That was when my dog came out from under the bed.

Now I knew my dog had been having a problem with gas and all, but for him to let one rip that woke me up out of a hard sleep is just...pitiful.

How many people do YOU know have been woken up by dog fart?!

He'll be sleeping on the porch if he does it again.