Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear, Krystal-who's-dogs-broke-into-the-chicken-coop-and-ran-off-two-chickens-you-later-rescued-before-breaking-up-a-cock-fight-in-the-other-chicken-coop-during-which-you-were-stabbed-by-one-of-the-cocks-but-you-just-pulled-its-tallen-out-of-your-hand-while-the-bird-was-hanging-upside-down!
Happy birthday to you!
I got my mojo back! Krystal's groove is back on!
And it's about freaking TIME! It's been two LONG weeks since the accident and today I am THIRTY-SEVEN...yes 37-years-old! And anyone who believes two 17-year-olds who were speeding through a school zone over a 37-year-old mother of five who's been driving for 22 years is a gullible fool!
I'm back!
Yeah!
I'm back!
Yeah!
I'm wearing my boots!
Yeah!
And my hat!
Yeah!
With a chicken feather in it!
Woot! Woot! And a cockle-doodle-doo!
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Krystal A. Kelly
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Bear - My husband, the man of my dreams, my other half
White Boy - Graduate who collects posters from work and plans on going to college, some day. Age 19
Gilligan - The "interesting" one who is always coming up with ideas. He's heavy into bass and has all he needs to build an amazing car audio system with lots of bass ... except a car. Age 16
Happy Gilmore - The precocious one. Has high straight A's and can kick anyone's ass. Age 14
Gomer - The snuggly one. Homeschooling at a rate that will have him completing his freshman year in 8th grade. Has had a crush on the same girl for 3 years. She doesn't know. Age 12
Princess - The only girl. Wants to be Taylor Swift. Age 10
The One With No Moniker - The life of the party. He screams a lot. Age 2
White Boy - Graduate who collects posters from work and plans on going to college, some day. Age 19
Gilligan - The "interesting" one who is always coming up with ideas. He's heavy into bass and has all he needs to build an amazing car audio system with lots of bass ... except a car. Age 16
Happy Gilmore - The precocious one. Has high straight A's and can kick anyone's ass. Age 14
Gomer - The snuggly one. Homeschooling at a rate that will have him completing his freshman year in 8th grade. Has had a crush on the same girl for 3 years. She doesn't know. Age 12
Princess - The only girl. Wants to be Taylor Swift. Age 10
The One With No Moniker - The life of the party. He screams a lot. Age 2
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8 comments:
happy birthday!!!!!!!!! i hope your hand is better - i know how much that hurts!
Happy Freaking Birthday To You!!!!!!!
Blessed Be and all that happy crap.
May you have the glorious, groove-filled year you deserve.
Happy Birthday my soon to be VP Running Mate!!
I love you ;)
Don't you just hate getting stabbed by a cock? Especially on your birthday.
Hope you had a good day nonetheless.
Crowder, since you put it THAT way...
I'm actually kinda hoping that later tonight Bear will...oh...nevermind...
I missed your birthday!! Oh shame on me - I put it down to spending 2 weeks sober - it's not good for me. Hope you enjoyed yourself darlin'
Happy Belated B-day. Sorry to hear about you being stabbed by a cock.
(Never thought I'd ever have to type that last sentence.)
Pobble, thank-you!!! I am going to start reading poetry to my daughter's Kindergarten class. I have "The Pobble That Had No Toes" on my list.
Batman, I'm all ready to be your running mate! I guess I'll have to get all respectable an' all.
TF, two weeks sober?! GASP!
Bizza, never thought I'd see you type it...
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