From the Constitution Libertarian desk of
Krystal A. Kelly

Thursday, February 28, 2008

I Love Simon Cowell!!!

So many people blow this guy crap and say he's a horrible person. I, on the contrary, think he's wonderful! Why? Because he doesn't lie to people, he says it like it is, he's freaking HONEST. So today AOL has a montage of Simon Cowell quotes. These were my favorites.


"We will take her under our wing for six months and we will produce a new Britney Spears [We'll] keep her away from her stupid friends [and] buy her some underwear." -- explaining how 'American Idol' could have given Britney Spears an extreme makeover

"I was once offered money to judge somebody in bed, a couple. And I stupidly turned it down. It was about 100 grand, and I should have taken the money, because it would be a much more interesting story." -- admitting he missed a great opportunity

"It's rather like having a silly little dog who wants to jump up on your lap and you just swat the dog off. Occasionally in a very stern voice you have to say 'no.' And that's how I deal with Ryan." -- on coping with super-peppy co-worker Ryan Seacrest

3 comments:

BostonPobble said...

Pssst...Krystal...it's after midnight here where I am. Happy Day. ;)

Ashly Star said...

That was awesome. I don't watch American Idol any longer and haven't for a long time but Simon is the only judge I ever did like. Those quotes were great, heh.

Barney said...

I too.. love Simon..
not only because of his honesty.. but, the accent..

oh yeah.. does something for me

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