Pull-Ups Training Pants now have a new feature; they turn cool within seconds of getting wet. So I see this commercial and I instantly have the following two questions:
* WTH kind of chemicals are in there?!
* What if some little fella went to sleep and pissed himself...would his pecker freeze off?!
Certainly I'm not the only woman who had that thought.
She's a Train Wreck
I couldn't help but watch the TMZ.com Britney videos. And it's like that dag-blasted trainwreck people are always talking about. I can't stop watching. Anyone one else ever see the movie Sybil? I think that Brit-Brit is now Sybil. I mean, she has the car pulled over for no reason and then bawls out the driver...WITH A FRIGGING BRITISH ACCENT...that she'll drive her "own f*cking car".
At some point we gotta realize that the fun voyer time is over. It's a train wreck already! Wow! It's not even funny anymore. It's become...pitiful.
And yet I can't stop watching.
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4 comments:
Okay...the objective is to make it uncomfortable by turning cool, thus they learn not to pee their pants?
Child advocacy groups could call that torture.
I still think some little guy is gonna get frost bite on his pecker.
Okay, so I have a few comments here.
#1. We tried the Freezie Weiner pants on our oldest, and it turned out that he ENJOYED the chill. And if you leave them on long enough, the gel leaks out and makes a hell of a mess.
They should invent a mouse-trap-type-thing that is sensitive to wetness.
#2. I can't believe how much air time Britney is getting. Did you know that she and her actions actually register on the US economy?? Retarded.
#3. Today's word power...What. The. Hell. I guess that's where the term "shit eating grin" came from?
#4. I'm absolutely loving the new profile pic. But I'm a bit on the lewd side, in case you weren't aware.
Crowder,
#1 I like the name "Freezie Weiner Pants". I'm jealous that I didn't come up with it first.
As for your son enjoying the cold, he may wind up with a fetish issue when he's older. May I suggest stock in a local party ice company?
It's nice to know that you're thinking outside of the box with this whole potty-training thing, but when a boy is circed they cut off part of the boy's penis without giving anything to numb it. Then they cry for days every time they piss because, damn! that burns. Do you really think a mouse trap is going to top THAT?!
#2 I'm telling you, train wrecks get more people to watch the news...
#3 Just think of the ways you could insult your boss without his knowing, "Your coprophagia is truly impressive..." He'll never ask you the meaning of the word and by the time he gets to a dictionary, he'll have forgetton the word.
#4 I was already aware. I'm an exhibitionist, in case YOU weren't aware.
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