Random Thoughts That Made Me Laugh

I was watching Hannity and the Lizard Man discuss last night's debate. They had some guests and were asking a bunch of questions. Listen, I realize that national security and immigration and health care are ALL important issues. But when will SOMEONE finally get around to asking THE most pressing question...

Who's most likely to legalize Happy Grass?

Because that person has my vote.

Since no one at Fox seemed interested in the same burning issue, I decided to change the channel and watch something about UFO's. So there's this old guy with a doctorate in astronomy. Wanna know what his job has been for the last forty+ years?

Seriously...

This guy points a radio telescope at stars to send those stars signals of our existence so we might find other life forms somewhere in creation. They once got all excited because they did receive an unusual signal a few decades ago. Turned out it was an airplane. Oh hey.

I want this guy's job. I could do that job. All it requires is a little legalized Happy Grass. Call me "DR. Krystal." I shall now aim my hairdryer at the brightest star...Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are...and turn it on HIGH. Maybe the vibrations will reach some green being with antennae.

I am SO convinced that the Almighty must looked down on the idiots people He created and just laugh at the absurd and bizarre things that we do. No irreverence meant. But come ON!