HEY!
I have a question. The infamous "THEY" say that a woman should have no more than 4 oz of alcohol a day or else she raises her chance for breast cancer. So here's the question, is that an AVERAGE of 4 oz a day? Or is it 4 oz per day max rather you drink once a week or seven days a week? And is that in a "day" or in a 24 hour period of time?
If it's an AVERAGE of 4 oz a day, can I save the drinks from Sunday - Thursday and then split the 28oz between Friday and Saturday night? Or better yet, can I save it up for two weeks and then go on a bender?
I can do that.
And if it is 4 oz in a 24 hour period of time, does that mean that if I have a drink at 8:30 Wednesday night that I can't have Thursday's drink until 8:30 without running the risk of breast cancer?
Then there's the question of are 4 oz of wine and 4 oz of Tequila equivalent? Because if they are, we'll all have to ditch the wine and go straight for the hard stuff because 4 oz of wine just doesn't do the trick the way 4 oz of Tequila does. Tequila makes my clothes come off...well so does rum and wine and straight water...
I NEED CLARIFICATION!!!
On to...TMI TUESDAY!!!!
yeah, I've been meaning to do this...but I always forget until WEDNESDAY. So I guess it's really TMI Wednesday.
DEAL.
1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Well of COURSE! Who the heck isn't?! ...now what else can I do with that private jet of mine...
2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
The last site of the War of Northern Aggression (that would be the "Civil War" for all you Yankees out there...). We were on a picnic with Bear's family. We left the eldest with his parents, sister, her family, his brother and wife and went looking. We tried having INTERCOURSE at this gazebo near the water, but almost got caught by a family with little kids. So we went on to find a nice tree for me to hold onto.
Nine months later baby #2 was born.
3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
You know, I have five children. When is there NOT a most embarrassing family moment?! However, my eldest going to church and singing the chorus to Rag Doll at the age of 3 was a memorable moment.
(For those of you who are NOT Aerosmith fans)
Rag Doll livin' in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see ya leavin' by the back door
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll baby won't you do me like you done before
4. What kind of birth control do you use?
We use condoms when we feel like it or when I'm ovulating. Although sometimes when I'm ovulating we're too into it to bother.
Thus the five kids.
Bonus (as in optional):Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
We've been having I-N-T-E-R-C-O-U-R-S-E for a little over 17 years now. I don't flirt. I walk up to him and tell him I'd like to get laid. He's happy to oblige.
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6 comments:
I gotta stop in here more often. I'm learning SO MUCH about my penis and just how inadequate I've been all these years without the wonder drugs.
Thank you, Krystal, for bringing ha-penis back into my life!
And while we're on the subject... My 3-year-old surprised me the other day by announcing how happy he was to have a woody.
I told him not to touch it and that it would go away on its own. He got quite upset at that and said he didn't want it to go away.
Turns out he was referring to the Woody from Toy Story, depicted on his underpants.
3 year old innocence meets 33 year old dirty mind.
Vegas, I knew it! Hot body, attitude - loves pole dancin' & strippin'. In Vegas you'd be making the Benjamins large. Mo Money, Mo Money!!
Took the brainfall quiz and ...
Paris?? That's Bullshit! Hated it the only time I was there.
Worked for you though baby. You would thrive in Vegas!!
When you figure out the drinking bit, let me know, okay? Because trying to figure it out made my eyeballs plop out onto my desk and then I really needed a drink.
Crowder, you're mind is perfect where it is! And you are quite welcome for reminding you of your sexual inadequatcies **cough cough pencil dick cough cough**. It's always a pleasure to serve.
Chris, I'd get into too much trouble in Vegas!
Ozfemme, too bad we're seperated by a couple oceans, we could collaberated over a few bottles...
I've never been a fan of word problems, so I'll skip the 4 ounce alcohol thing before blood shoots from my nose.
A 3 yr old singing Rag Doll in church... awesome!
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