just how much they pay those men to go on national television and say:
"My prick doesn't work anymore, so now I have to pop a pill to sport a woody."
Okay, I know that isn't exactly how it's scripted, but isn't that what "Erectile Disfunction" really means? Most men at some point in their life will have...problems...especially as they get older. The world knows this. I'm just curious to know how much it takes to make a man go on national television and SAY it...that's all.
AND I HEARD THE OLDER BOY CHILDREN SAY...
White Boy: YOU THREW A FOOTBALL AND A BASEBALL AT MY HEAD!
Tuna: NO I DIDN'T!
WB: YES, YOU DID!
T: NO I DIDN'T! I ONLY THREW A FOOTBALL AT YOUR HEAD!
WB: YOU THREW THEM BOTH AT MY HEAD! AND YOU HAVE LOUSY AIM!
Okay, so how can I NOT laugh???
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White Boy - Graduate who collects posters from work and plans on going to college, some day. Age 19
Gilligan - The "interesting" one who is always coming up with ideas. He's heavy into bass and has all he needs to build an amazing car audio system with lots of bass ... except a car. Age 16
Happy Gilmore - The precocious one. Has high straight A's and can kick anyone's ass. Age 14
Gomer - The snuggly one. Homeschooling at a rate that will have him completing his freshman year in 8th grade. Has had a crush on the same girl for 3 years. She doesn't know. Age 12
Princess - The only girl. Wants to be Taylor Swift. Age 10
The One With No Moniker - The life of the party. He screams a lot. Age 2
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4 comments:
I'm guessing they're paid about the same as the women who hawk Depends undergarments.
"Sometimes, when I giggle...I tinkle a bit."
The tinkling thing is better than when they discuss...feminine ITCHING
AKA
Crotch Rot
Touché.
Or should I say: Douché?
Eeeeeeeewwwwww...!
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